Skip to main content

Jongour

A kiss ass office troll with a penchant for sucking dick and laughing at really bad jokes made by his superiors.
Amidst all these layoffs at my place of employment I am going to have to do some serious Jongouring to prevent myself from being let go.
by P Riddy March 3, 2004
mugGet the Jongour mug.

Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
by Ally B May 11, 2004
mugGet the Jono Long mug.
Related Words
Jonyo jono JonJon jony jondom jonko Jonothan jongos jonjo Jonno

Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.
A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.
by Steve S September 26, 2005
mugGet the Jonomir mug.

Jonporter

One who lack's skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.

polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.
ZOMG Steve ,jonporter

Lul wut.
by Anusrubber June 16, 2009
mugGet the Jonporter mug.

Joynormous

When you are completely overwhelmed with joy
I felt joynormous when Jill said,"yes!"
by chipparoo November 17, 2010
mugGet the Joynormous mug.

JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.
What a total JonDon!
by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017
mugGet the JonDon mug.

jonor

The ship between Honor and Jack Avery from the band Why Dont We
I ship Jonor so much! Honor and Jack are so cute
by Why don’t we February 17, 2018
mugGet the jonor mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email