beat junkie

1. one who is addicted to buying vinyl (records)
2. a band whose members are all addicted to buying vinyl

1. "That guy is always at the record store. He's a real beat junkie"
2. "Did you hear that new ish from the Beat Junkies?"

by presto March 21, 2003

Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.

After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.

by Zeezo October 8, 2004

junk shaker

Someone who appears normal outside of the club scene but once introduced into the clubs becomes a very vigorous dancer. junk shakers can often be found in suburban areas outside of major cities.

Devon is such a junk shaker when we go to the clubs in manhattan.

by erin f. June 29, 2006

junkfish

1. A male born with a mental and physical condition that disables him from being "a good catch."
2. The guy who wont call you back. (Commonly used with a preceding derogatory adjective).

That guy has a Raiders license plate... he's probably a junkfish!

"Let's go to The Dante and have a drink or 30!" - Bottom feeder #1
"Alright! That place is full of junkfish!"- Bottom feeder #2

by JamarcusR January 13, 2008

Junk Dust

Talc applied to the male genitals, to prevent chafing, and maintain freshness. Often applied after swimming, bathing, or junk polishing.

I'm so glad you brought the junk dust, my junk is red raw.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Junkle

A mans dirty, nasty, unkept privates; so unkept it looks like a jungle.

While playing basketball Mike dunked on me the other day and his junkle was all in my face. I think I saw gum in there!

by CupcakePete November 19, 2009

junketarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but they mostly just eat junk food, with the only vegetables being some form of deep-fried potatoes. SEE ALSO: Junkivore (someone who still eats meat, but only if it comes out of a fast-food window.)

Martin's a junketarian -- he might not eat meat, but he also hasn't had a salad in 5 years.

by LanguageLover December 17, 2009