by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
Get the Israelmug. girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024
Get the israelmug. Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Israel, the nation of the indigenous Hebrews aka Jews aka Israelis aka Zionists. Israel is also called Zion. Zion appears in the Old Testament 152 times as a title of Jerusalem; over half of these occurrences appear in two books, the Book of Isaiah (46 times) and that of Psalms (38 times). It appears seven times in the New Testament and five times in quotations from the Old Testament. Israel existed thousands of years before Romans invaded and colonized the indigenous Hebrews and renamed the area Syria-Palestina. Jesus, a Jew was born in Judea before the area was renamed by the Romans. Jews have maintained a presence in Israel for thousands or years.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Approximately 1400 years ago, in the 7'th century, the invading Muslim Arabs from Arabia, their indigenous home, began persecuting and murdering Jews and Christians to try to colonize Palestine. Nonetheless, Jews have lived on the land of Israel without interruption for thousands of years.
The name of Israel was restored to the indigenous Jewish homeland by decree of the United Nations on May 15, 1948 when Israel was declared he only Jewish nation on planet Earth. At that time, the West Bank was administered by Jordan through 1967 and Egypt administered the Gaza Strip.
Israel yearns for peace with its Muslim, Arab neighbors.
Israel is the national Jewish homeland.
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
The citizens of Israel have made many advances in agriculture and technology
The citizens of Israel yearn for peace and neighbors that do not seek to destroy her
by genius-minded January 5, 2024
Get the Israelmug. to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
Get the Israelingmug. To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
Get the Israelmug. When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).
by Shaylene January 8, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.