Iowana 

ditch weed, wild hemp found in the Midwest USA.

you mother fucker, this shit's goddamned Iowana bullshit, I can't even get even a buzz, give me my fucking money back asshole.

Iowana by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007

Iona 

Is the hottest girl you will ever meet. She is nice, smart, funny, and has surprisingly low standards in who she dates. You will probably never deserve her and you should just hold onto her for as long as possible(before she dies of an eating disorder). Since she is too nice she will lie and say that you are half as amazing as she is. WARNING these are lies.

I love Iona she is the best girl I have ever dated

Iona by Lightskin Jesus January 1, 2018

Iana 

A state of intense love and compassion

Man I’m falling deep in iana

Iana by Dontlack March 22, 2020

who-cares-iana 

The glorification of stuff that doesn't really matter and you really shouldn't waste your time thinking, let alone talking about.

I just bought The National Enquirer, Us Weekly, In Touch, AND In Style. I am hip deep in who-cares-iana.

who-cares-iana by Allie April 11, 2005

IONA 

I- Idiots
O- On
N- North
A- Avenue

One of the crappiest school ever. Any asian student who goes there will never have peace and quiet in library with all the stupid people asking him question just cause he's "asian".

IONA SUCKS! One of the racist schoool ever!

IONA by Brett C. April 17, 2005

Ivana 

Strong. Independent. Loveable. Doesnt always say the right things, but she means well. This girl will love you through everything. She will always be there for you. She will care so much.

"She cares as much as Ivana does."

"You dont care as much as Ivana."

Ivana by duckieliduck December 12, 2016

ianax 

I am not an expert.

This is what I know about the subject, but I am not an expert (ianax).

ianax by pdxtoni December 22, 2017