invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008

invisible chuddy

the involuntary clenching of ones jaw and grinding of ones teeth accredited to consuming one or many of a variety of stimulating substances.

otherwise known as 'gurning'.

invisible chuddy is so called due to the fact that the motion of the gurn resembles the indivdual chewing chewing gum (otherwise known as chuddy/chuddley/chudson)

i necked 20 red bulls and half a line last night and honestly mate i was munching invisible chuddy

by mcshulad November 29, 2010

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.

Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.

by Hugh March 7, 2005

invisible wall

The foul smell that you run into in a bathroom, usually when somebody is on the can taking a crap.

Dude, I went into the bathroom last night, and I ran into my girl's invisible wall. It was so bad, I just left right away.

by Rickie Jr. August 20, 2007

invisible cheeseburgers

The up and down, side to side jaw movement side affect of being high cocain.

check out this cokehead over here, eaten up all the invisible cheeseburgers!

by mr.boston February 28, 2008

invisible femme

a feminine-looking lesbian that has difficulties in convincing the dyke world at large that she's gay, or being seen by other lesbians at all.

1st Dyke:See that girl over there? She looks so straight, too bad, because she's pretty hot.

2nd Dyke: Don't be so quick to write her off, you never know, she could be an invisible femme.

by Starrgirl17 September 9, 2011

invigilate

to observe people having sex.

to invigilate ones mother and father.

by pig fart June 30, 2007