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He Function

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023
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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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Functionicity

The blending of functional and simplicity to create functionicity
The plan needs to have a high degree of functionicity
by Jonno100 July 2, 2011
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Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.
Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change
by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022
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Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey
by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021
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