hemorrhoids

n; A very annoying person.

Those people were such hemorrhoids.

by kickasscristi January 14, 2009

hemorrhoidjack

a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

hemoglobiny

ADJ: floppy and disgusting (referring to a vagina)

Your mom's v-jj is hemoglobiny.

by ur mom's third penis October 20, 2008

Hemoptysis

Medical word for the act of coughing up blood or coughing up mucous or phlegm with blood present from the respiratory tract. This is usually a sign of a respiratory-related disease or severe tuberculosis.

Mild hemoptysis was noted in the patient and immediate tests were initiated to determine the cause.

by GrossHemoptysis February 4, 2009

hemo

Mix of hipster and emo

oh my god did you see that girl? she's so hemo

by Hja126 April 20, 2016