craigslist hose

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)

Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.

by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

nose hose

A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.

It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.

by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018

Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.

"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"

by bussypee August 22, 2022

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

Kinkiest Hose

Usually described as when you are sword fighting and your pickles get caught up.

Me and Sam were sword fighting and we got into one of the Kinkiest Hose I've ever got into!

by Sam went to far December 13, 2016

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012