Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

biff hooper

the soulmate of joe hardy.

person 1: have you seen/read the hardy boys?
person 2: yeah biff hooper and joe hardy totally belong together

by williambowery February 15, 2023

Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps

Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!

by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023

Double treble hooked

When a lover falls very much in love and is obsessed with their love. Reference is to fishing and when both treble hooks are in the fish's mouth, you don't need a net to haul fish into boat.

I'm a telling you Harley, that Carol has double treble hooked John and he's so strung out on her, she's a haulin' him in. Ain't love weird.

double treble hooked, love, enamored, head over heels

by r3dcut March 8, 2016

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009

Hooxed

To hookup, makeout, go further, engage in sexual activity

I was so drunk last night that I hooxed with 18 girls

by stargurl7 October 18, 2010

hooded rat

the clitoris, as it refers to the clitoral hood (fleshy covering)

I love a fuckin' hooded rat; that's a fact - Juvenile

by babyA December 5, 2005