A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.
Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now
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A large amount of chewing tobacco placed inside the lower lip from end to end, resembling that of a horseshoe in shape.
A large amount of chewing tobacco placed inside the lower lip from end to end, resembling that of a horseshoe in shape.
"Jim Bob, it sure is a long drive from Chattanooga to Knoxville. I'm gonna need a Chattanooga Horseshoe to get me through this bitchin' drive."
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It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.
It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.
It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
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Get the Jimmy's horseshoe mug.1. The use of marijuana, alcohol or any substance which causes one to be inebriated upon ingestion
2. Chillin with friends
3. Chillin with friends while being inebriated
4. A moment of purity
2. Chillin with friends
3. Chillin with friends while being inebriated
4. A moment of purity
1. "I had an honest good time last night and now my head hurts."
2. "You up for an honest good time tonight, man?"
3. "Duuuude, we just wanna have an honest good time!!!"
4. "I am completely undiluted with extraneous material...this is an honest...good...time."
2. "You up for an honest good time tonight, man?"
3. "Duuuude, we just wanna have an honest good time!!!"
4. "I am completely undiluted with extraneous material...this is an honest...good...time."
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