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Homosexist

A belief popular among tools and 13 year old pre-pubescent skater punks in which lesbians are hot while gays are not.
Pre-pubescent skater punk 1: ZOMG! those leziunz r soooo hot!!!1!!

Passerby: Stop being so homosexist.
by Jeff Aalms June 20, 2009
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Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010
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Homosexual

A homosexual is someone who prefers the same sex over the opposite sex. Now many Bible Pushers will tell you that the Bible says being a homosexual is a sin. Let me clarify for these people who take the words literally off the page. God doesn't hate homosexuals. He loves all his children. What he hates is LUST. The Bible talks about hetero lust more than it talks about homo lust. For instance, say a man sees a woman walking down the street and he goes in his mind "Ooh she's fuckin' sexy I wanna get a piece of that" that is lust. If a man sees another man and thinks the same thing, IT IS STILL LUST. Now if a man falls in love with another man and they both care deeply for each other, the two of them getting physical is okay. It's not ok when there isn't any love involved but just the desire to have sex with another man. Same thing goes for lesbians. So it isn't wrong. Christians need to stop taking the words on the pages of the Bible literally and learn to think!
Matilda fell in love with her best friend Kathy and was happy to find out Kathy felt the same about her.

Lust in any form is a sin, but all love is smiled upon by God.

It's okay to be in a homosexual relationship if there isn't lust involved.
by fallenravenlyn August 25, 2009
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Homosexuality

Xbox players are often considered Homosexual by nature and have a passion for Men.
Homosexuality:
Person 1 : Hi what console are you playing ?
Xbox player: Hi can i suck your dick ?
by Joe MAMA_DontASK November 19, 2019
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Non-Gay Homosexual

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.
"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."
by a.smo July 11, 2009
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homofexual

noun/adjective; ho⋅mo⋅fex⋅u⋅al -
(alternative spelling: homofectual)

Disguising something or someone as gay (when it's not) for humorous or comedic reasons.
Adam- "Mmm Seth, you workin' those jeans!" (Adam laughs)
Seth- "Look baby, just don't touch, roar." (Seth winks and laughs)

Adam and Seth were acting homofexual in the above example, as they were imitating/pretending to be gay when neither are gay to make a joke.
by The Lukas Dictionary (2009) November 4, 2009
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Homosexuhaul

-Noun

1. a means by which any person or persons of the homosexual persuasion may transport themselves and various pieces of furniture to either "da club" or any local gay neighborhood while enjoying loud techno music and flamboyant alcoholic beverages

2. a gay U-haul truck
Lance's gay party was not going as planned so he called the Homosexuhaul to transport his guest to da club; needless to say Lance's party turned out to be a gay old time!
by locke23 June 30, 2010
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