The Helter Skelter

A sex move where A man fists one or multiple Swastika shaped orifices.

I was with a white power chick last night and I gave her the Helter Skelter

by JameySuede June 22, 2011

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

santa's little helper

santa's little bitch who follows his fat ass around and kisses it

Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.

by MayaEA July 10, 2006

Jim Helpert

The hottest guy on the television show The Office!

"Jim Helpert is so cute!"

by csmith77 March 7, 2009

Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004