French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol

by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021

Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.

Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.

by moobs September 7, 2021

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

Bellambi Handbag

A 6-pack or cask of cheap wine in a carry bag. Commonly seen carried between the Bellambi CBD and the Marina.

You go steal something from Bunnings while I go get a Bellambi Handbag from the drive-thru bottlo

by Pan D August 7, 2024

Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.

Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.

by its_Dalix September 1, 2025

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025