handbaby

A handbaby is when a woman wants to uh, get knocked up,she spits the cum out of her mouth and sticks her hand up her pussy and puts her hand up her pussy so she can collect her sperm and MAKE A BABY.

The Baldwins are handbabies. (handbaby)

by Master-Fluffer Nuggs Buttfist December 16, 2008

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Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003

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A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.

Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".

by Bag Addict September 15, 2010

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Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010

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Handbagalanche

When opening a wardrobe, cupboard, or storage area of the wife, or partners domain. And, the unsuspecting opener is surprised, or buried, by an avalanche of handbags in storage, as they make a bid for freedom.

She asked me to look for a pair of shoes in the wardrobe, and when i opened the door, there was a "handbagalanche".. The next day I woke up in hospital with severe concussion.

by loopyonions February 27, 2017

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