Hog Board

A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.

Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"

by This recruit February 23, 2012

Hog Slayer

One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there

He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer

by Emilio Rebengaa December 18, 2008

Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.

You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.

by willow January 31, 2005

crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

Hog me

When hogging someone you ride them to the best of your ability and as vigorously as possible. The goal is to see how long your partner can hold before climaxing, it's a fun game in bed.

" Hey, baby come get in bed, and let's see how long you can hog me." or "Kevin last night Cindy only hogged me for 15 seconds before getting off, what a pussy."

by Donny Knoxx December 3, 2020

Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.

Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!

by CHH November 6, 2007

Hog rider

An absolute specimen of a troop who rides pigs and ur mom

Ay pardemos es el Hog rider

by EDP4040450 February 2, 2022