Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009

Habalabadingha

The way to screw a girl so hard she will cum 5 times in a row then bleed.

OOOOOOOOOO yea that feels so good! OH blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! habalabadingha

by sfgsrfhgsth June 8, 2009

Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines

N: A good ROBLOX group, very good. Ryanair TM cannot compare.

I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?

by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021

Christos Haralambos

Christos Haralambos is a common name for gypsies of Turkish decent. It is a name used often by people who live in a gypsy caravan.

In Romanian, "Christos Haralambos" comes from "Christute Heramba" which means; "He who has big thumbs"

Oh no, Christos stole my passport again.

How big were his thumbs?
pretty big. I'm sure his full name is Christos Haralambos.

by Ghostlion February 7, 2022

halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

by mo2trappy March 18, 2021

hahalol

HAHALOL IS THE SINGLE MOST ANNOYING IM TALK EVER.
yu either say `lol` or `haha`
..NOTTT haha, lol. or haha lol.
IF YU R ONE OF THOZE PEOPLE WHO SEZ THAT..
then OH GAWW STAWP IT!
stawp it befaw erryone yu knw classes yu az that outkast reject retard whu sez hahalol!

Me: Heyy. -makes a hilaaaaarious joke-
Yu: HAHALOL.
Me: OMGG BICHHH YU TAKE THAT BACK! *swearing fit*
Yu: Nevr sez haha and lol in the same sentence again.

by miss new booty. SAM. May 24, 2007