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color guard

People who are too talented for the dance team and way too smart for cheerleading. If you can toss it or spin it, it's most likely going to be in the show.
Andrew: I hate the color guard. Jenny if you were on the dance team....
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Andrew.* Color guard beats the living crap out of dance team!!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 12, 2006
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guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.
after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!
by dan July 15, 2004
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Guard-U

A gun; a sidearm; something which allows you to protect your bodily integrity.

Used extensively by rappers from Queens.
I got the Guard-U for you and you (meaning I got a gun, dont Fuck wit me!) Source: Noreaga hailing from Queens Bridge Projects (or in Noreaga vernacular: Lef Rac City Queens!)
by Ryan E. Bates September 4, 2005
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guarav

a slang term for people from India
I want to learn how to play cricket, I always see the guarav playing.
by i<3guarav May 4, 2009
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wang guard

A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one
This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.

Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 5, 2005
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Action guaranteed

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed
I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.
by krillo May 11, 2006
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Oklahoma Guarantee

A guarantee that isn't really a guarantee. Usually consists of "I'll be damned if it doesn't work," "if it breaks, you can call me a son of a bitch," and "if it breaks in two, you can keep both the pieces!"

Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.

The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
Products made in China come with the Oklahoma Guarantee.
by therealelizacat December 14, 2013
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