2 definitions by Wang Guards 'R Us

A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one
This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.

Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 5, 2005
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the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time

also known as the double salad toss
The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 6, 2005
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