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A fanny pack OR the fruity person who would wear one
This douchebag I work with always wears a wang guard to work.

Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 05, 2005
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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