Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.

I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.

by eGod March 12, 2003

Three Days Grease

Having gone three or more days without a shower, usually due to time consuming activities that have prevented you from taking one, like:staying up late working on school papers, (esp. procrastinated ones) sex, etc.

Friend: Wow, you're all dirty, have you taken a shower recently?
Me: No, I've been running on three days grease because of that term paper...

by apw93 April 25, 2009

Grease the Groove

Exercising hard, but not too hard, very often. Also called GTG.

Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?

Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.

by Kurcules May 29, 2010

carmel grease

An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)

Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......

You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.

by Waky October 5, 2006

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

grease wheel

Pizza. As in baked round bread, covered in cheese, meat and veg.

Yo, let's grab a couple of sissy packs and roll out a grease wheel to watch the game.

by Peter Doubt September 25, 2007