Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022

billy gertrude

a man with a unibrow, mustache, and a slight beard, usually married to a women (maybe a rock if he has to) whose name also starts with the initial B, for ex: bethany. billy gertrude always makes everyone in the room laugh, even though his unibrow, mustache, and beard are false lashes. hes also short.

billy gertrude’s wedding is next sunday

by travinawiththebeans July 2, 2023

Dirtie Gertie

The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.

That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.

by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007

Gerthquake

The feeling and/or sound that follows after a large person takes a tumble.

Our class lecture was interupted after we felt the gerthquake from our obese english teacher the floor above us.

by BDove March 22, 2011

Gertruding

The act of gertruding is the art of ignoring your best friend for a Gertrude

Hey jack! Stop gertruding me, bro’s before hoe’s

by Iwhiteey June 13, 2019

Holden Gerth

Men love him, women love him, everybody loves him AND his long shlong

You see that sexy mf over there climbing random shit? Gotta be Holden Gerth

by Whatisagoodusername December 8, 2017

J.P. Gertums

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009