Fortune

A handsome boy with good sense of humor and very crazy person .And a person who is very loved and very popular

Fortune is the best fortune cookie I have ever had in my life

by anonymous November 24, 2021

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018

Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...

Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning

by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.

Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024