Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com

I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.

by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010

Ferret

In a failed attempt to censor the word "Pedo", iFunny created a new word for pedophiles, ferretphiles or ferrets.

"Ferretphiles are disgusting"

"Danny is a ferret? Nasty."

"Did you hear that our neighbor is a Ferretphile?"

by tobiistobi October 13, 2020

Ferret

the cutest, coolest, best animal evr

kid 1: hey have u seen my new pet its a ferret
kid 2: OMG ITS THE CUTEST COOLEST BEST ANIMAL EVER

by roxmick March 16, 2021

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017

Chutney Ferret

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

Ferrets

A slang term for Breasts commonly used in the East Midlands.

Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

ferret cunt

adjective, aka; a "duncan", a dirty, unwashed being, male or female, that eats from bins and keeps flies, rats and fleas as family pets. comes from kentish school play ground slang... particulary St. Anselms.

"oi keiran you ferret cunt, get out dat wheelie bin!"
or...
"amanda you're such a ferret cunt, jus look at the shit stains on your fore head!"

by da REAL trixsta! July 31, 2006