Fecret
Man, I was at this chick's house the other day and I totally had to do a Fecret while she was in the shower.
Fecret by Peppy Swinton July 23, 2016
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Fecret
Fecret by KIM POSSIBLE!!!!! August 5, 2022
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Fecret • ferret • Ferret Dunn • ferreting • ferret face • Ferret Weasel • fecetious • fekrete • ferretor • Ferretphile
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Balloon Ferret
An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013
badge that ferret
taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.
badge that ferret by sir spamalot August 30, 2012
chutney ferret
Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013
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