Driven.to.happiness's definitions

Issue Ferret

A person with erratic, up and down behaviour. Has a tendency to ruin the atmosphere with awkwardness or drama. An absolute catastrophe when drunk. An over thinker. Usually suffers from some form of anxiety, OCD, paranoia and self sabotage.

Created by @driven.to.happiness

"I was thinking about asking Nat out on a date tomorrow" - "Nah I wouldn't bother mate she's a proper issue ferret."

"Sorry for being such an issue ferret last night, I'll replace the glass I smashed in that lads face"

by Driven.to.happiness October 7, 2017