failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster August 3, 2008

failure

One who is unsuccessful or an unsuccessful attempt.

Often used in conjuncture with word(N)/word

"wordword/wordSegawordword/word"

"Failure. (N)"

by Mr_eX October 4, 2003

Failure

You, you, and have I mentioned.... YOU

Child: Whats a failure mommy?

Mother: You are Timmy!

Child: Oh... so failure is another word for republican?

by Memestealingwhore December 19, 2016

ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.

you hear that? it's the ding of failure!

by charlenex March 23, 2008

Failurysm

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.

"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failure

A group of three or more teenagers.

The English teacher sighed heavily as the failure of teenagers entered her classroom, tardy and apathetic.

by Rule556 November 2, 2015

failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 4, 2023