Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.

Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

failstration

anything that ends in failure and frustration.

Everytime I use Windows for something other than games, it just ends in failstration.

by chancegarcia October 21, 2009

failstake

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.

"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."

by J Louise March 19, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of flogging one's penis in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. Typical attempts last 2-3 hours. Epic attempts can last several days.

Rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably damaged his dojj. What a failsturbation!?!?!

by TrickyTraegs May 14, 2011

Failtastic

opposite of fantastic: majorly failing

Alex fell down the stairs and i think that was failtastic.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

Failspy

A derogatory term for GameSpy, a company which attempts to host game servers. They often fail at that, and so many gaming companies buy their own servers after their experience, or after millions of customers complaining about it.

Dude 1: Hey, EA is gonna stop hiring FailSpy for Command and Conquer 4!

Dude 2: Awesome man! Now we won't suffer when it comes to online play!

by Failspy failz!!!! August 5, 2009

Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage

about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage

by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009