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father of the year

Poor attempt at being a stand up Dad
That idiot left his kid in the car again. He is definitely going for father of the year.
by RedsWords November 22, 2014
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Daddy fagger

A short chubby daddy who is also a fagger in other words a gay dad but he says he's not a fagger. daddy daggers also really annoying so avoid them at all cost
"Look at that daddy fagger"

"Wow he's a real fagger"
by Daddy fagger March 22, 2017
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Fatherfucker

Yo Dad is A Fatherfucker, Bitch!
by RoB November 17, 2003
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how's your father

Sexual intercourse (English 20th century)
Provenance: how's your father? catchphrase associated with the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate (1872-1940). Apparently, he would exclaim it as a way of changing the subject and in order to get out of a difficult situation. The phrase either subsequently or simultaneously took on a life of its own meaning the same as a 'thingummy' or anything the speaker did not wish to name. From that, in phrases like 'indulging in a spot of how's-your-father', it became a euphemism for sexual activity.
From _Dictionary of Catchphrases_ (1995) by Nigel Rees
They were in the snug engaging in a spot of how's your father.
by Christian B2 July 26, 2006
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Faggery

The act of being or acting like a "fag." A state wherein an individual will not settle down or calm themselves, especially when in an argument.
As a result of Bill's constant faggery, no one will ever love him.
by Notorious K October 14, 2003
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father abraham

A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
and a right
and a left
and a right
and a left
shake your hips
shake your head
turn around
touch the ground (TOUCH IT)
Huckins Girls go crazy during Father Abraham!
by Huckins Girl July 28, 2006
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Proximity Father

A father only willing to be a father if his children are geographically convenient to get to.
"I hadn't seen my dad in years. Only when I was in town did he want to play dad for his kids, being a proximity father and all."
by Racon2R August 25, 2009
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