Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003

Elderchild

Male or female who is over 18 and is into children's hobbies / things. Usually a fat pasty person with odd coloured hair for a female or can be a skinny guy with spiky hair for a male, these people are ones who may play with a Nintedndo DS or is a fan of League of Legends.

Thst lady with the pink hair that wears glasses who works at Eb Games is such an Elderchild !

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015

EGLER

(Pronounced Egg-lah)

EGLER is a word which originated from the ancient Kitan language meaning “Everything, everywhere, anytime”.

It is often used as a word to describe a high state of blissfulness. A mythical state of being so complete, it is considered unattainable.

“When one has EGLER, they want for nothing”.

by EGLER May 22, 2019

Eagerish

someone really skinny who is in vital need of gossip rehab along with their lemmings

'I'm hungry slash not hungry'

'That is soooo eagerish'

by regina phallange February 19, 2008

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008

creme egger

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

by emily laura May 7, 2005

Elder

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."

by Nelson Birdwell December 5, 2010