Dildo 

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

Dildo by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

DILDO 

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

DILDO by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018

Dildo 

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

She uses the dildo

Dildo by Okeylol123 May 14, 2018

Dildo 

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me

Dildo by up you June 12, 2018

dildo 

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

dildo by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dildo 

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

Dildo by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

Dildo 

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.

Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.

Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.

Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.

Dildo by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019