whore-diddle pistol

A six-gun such as the Colt Walker Dragoon known for its length and size; the name suggesting it is large enough to satisfy a sporting woman.

MacDonough knew that the Pinkerton's whore-diddle pistol would punch a hole in him big enough to drive a mule-team through.

by Rev. Poe March 6, 2010

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

Mirror Diddle

When a female masturbates (rubbing and/or fingering) whilst watching her herself in a mirror or reflection.

I am totally scarred from walking in on my sister during her daily mirror diddle.

My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.

by PrincessGaylordFocker October 23, 2016

Dem diddies

When you see a pair of breast that you can't resist and leave you in aww and wonder.

My girlfriend has Dem diddies that no one isn't caught staring at her

by Memememememelover August 21, 2017

Bung Diddle Diddle

When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”

Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018