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When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they cum.
Juan and Luisa had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.
Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.
Luisa did not realize that their reverse leapfrog game had basically turned into a blow job until Juan said, "oops" and her mouth was full of his seed.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the Reverse Leapfrog mug.It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the parking lot lunch mug.When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.
Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.
Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.
Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
Get the reverse leapfrog mug.It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.
It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.
Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
Get the parking lot lunch box mug.one of two (or more) women who happen to fall on the same menstrual cycle. Menstrual sisters often times find comfort in sulking, eating, complaining, and causing a scene together.
My menstrual sister, from the stall next to mine, threw a tampon at me as I kicked my door in anger.
As a good menstrual sister, I shared my chocolate as we bled and weeped together.
As a good menstrual sister, I shared my chocolate as we bled and weeped together.
by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016
Get the menstrual sister mug.Barbara had sent her husband to CVS for tampons but his menstrualphobia made him run passed the aisle as if he had forgotten.
Barbara was a horny dog on her period, but her husband had erectile dysfunction from his menstrualphobia.
Barbara was a horny dog on her period, but her husband had erectile dysfunction from his menstrualphobia.
by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016
Get the menstrualphobia mug.When a female masturbates (rubbing and/or fingering) whilst watching her herself in a mirror or reflection.
I am totally scarred from walking in on my sister during her daily mirror diddle.
My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.
My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 23, 2016
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