Undead Chronic

The man, The Myth, The Legend!

Undead Chronic is the man that all men should aspire to be.

by PistolPedro February 27, 2022

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008

Chronic Pain

Chronic Pain is pain that is ongoing and appears to be permanent.

I told my doc I suffer from chronic pain, when I run out of chronic I'm in pain, so he gave me a mmj rec. =)~

by LaFFiZzLe January 6, 2011

Chronic Bitch Face

Female and/or male (probably named Corbin) that looks pissed off even if he's the happiest guy on the planet.

There's no way that Corbin will overcome his case of chronic bitch face.

by Jaw0413 October 2, 2014

Chronichiwa

1. To greet someone who you will be smoking a sesh with
2. The marijuana variation of the Japanese Greeting "Konichiwa" meaning goodafternoon

"Chronichiwa gentlemen, lets get our smoke on"

by G-rant H November 8, 2009

Christmas Chronic

Marijuana bought as a Christmas present or just on Christmas. Redness can be added, it's optional though.

"What did you get for Christmas Twan?"

"Bitch, I got me an eighth of Christmas Chronic from my nigga D!"

by Copkilla69 December 25, 2008