Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

cumberbun

When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.

The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun

by EZEthan September 12, 2006

cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

cumberbum

The bum of one Benedict Cumberbatch.
Term also used to refer to the whole of Cumberbatch.

Girl #1: "Why are you looking at porn?"
Girl #2: "What, no, that's just Cumberbum."

by leddyhasdapeppy January 10, 2012

Cumbrainism

Such a perfect insult to throw at your opponent.
To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.

Sorry man, I don't fucking speak the tongue of cumbrain.

OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!

by Lmaonade.mmm.yummy February 24, 2020

Cumblaster

-A weapon of mass destruction, coming out of your penis.
-Cum blasted at a high rate out of your penis

Person 1 - Hey, what should i use to destroy the world?
Person 2- A cumblaster, of course.

by Rock On!111 December 16, 2008