Skip to main content

Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil July 28, 2008
mugGet the Crunchy Frogs mug.
Related Words

crunchy sock

Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.
my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.
by Crunchysox March 15, 2017
mugGet the crunchy sock mug.

Crunch Culture

Crunch culture describes the societal pressure or "culture" in which overworking is good work. The term is most frequently used in the programming industry, even more so in the game development industry, though it may be used outside of those fields. Usually you will see this when a company may make their employees work 6/5, but then use the tight deadlines as leverage to have them work 15/7.

Often times there is pressure on the workers not just from their employers, but also from the people around them. There is an idea that working 15/7 should be fine if you were actually passionate about your work. In reality it just deprives workers of any passion or creativity they may have had. In addition, some may argue that working long shifts is "good for you" and "that's what life is all about". Really it deprives the workers of happiness and time, and overwhelms into a state of anxiety and depression.

In the game development industry there is also a lot of pressure created by "fans". The consumers always want the game/update released, and often the pressure gets put on the developers. In some instances the developers even get threats to finish the game/update. The reality is a lot of the times the developers are already working past their limits. The fans are often the biggest culprit for causing crunch culture.
Boss: "The game needs to be finished in a month, you guys are going to have to work longer hours to meet the deadlines."
Developers: "We are already working 3 hours overtime each day, we can't code any faster."
Boss: "Well it's not like I'm holding a gun to you guys making you work overtime, if you don't like it then leave."
Developers: *It's not like our whole careers is on the line or anything... F*ck crunch culture*
by CerealMan27 May 7, 2021
mugGet the Crunch Culture mug.

Chunce

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.
"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"
by Fisherman George November 26, 2019
mugGet the Chunce mug.

Big Crunch

The opposite of Big Bang. Where the Big Bang is a scientific theory which describes the birth of the universe and its expansion thereafter, the Big Crunch predicts the same universe will at some point collapse in on itself due to gravity forces. The Big Crunch is one possible logical consequence of the Big Bang theory, but no proof so far has confirmed it to be true.
The Big Crunch will undo the effect of the Big Bang, but also make another Big Bang possible
by Mischa Rademakers June 6, 2004
mugGet the Big Crunch mug.

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.
Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night
by Bubba D March 21, 2008
mugGet the crumb cruncher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email