Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.

Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!

by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018

Throat Cooler

When someone puts a combination of honey and throat numbing spray on his dick before getting head in an attempt to help someone with a sore throat feel better while still getting head.

She said she had a sore throat so I didn't want to get sick but I gave her a throat cooler to help her feel better.

by tacokingtruckfcker March 24, 2025

Cooler than cool itself

People names

Ryan

Kaia
Bella

Erin can be considered cooler than cool and whoever edits this and publishes this is really cool 😉😉

Omg Ryan is cooler than cool itself

by Rjames 6969 August 12, 2019

Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016

Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014

coming out of the cooler

announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father

"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."

by reversecuomo August 9, 2023

pedro is cooler

Pedro is cooler defines the person 'Pedro' who has a huge amount of swag. He is much cooler than the average person and often denies it as he is humble. If you happen to meet a Pedro is cooler guy you should keep him forever as they're a rare breed.

"Look I'm not cooler than you ok?"
"Yes you are! Pedro is cooler!!"

by ahemmmmmm March 14, 2021