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Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
Volume Control by LoRes September 30, 2008

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

balling out of control 

Possesing monetary means that other individuals are unaccustomed to.
"Shit dog, they pop so much crys they're balling out of control."
balling out of control by Alkan March 29, 2003

Assuming control 

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.
1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"
Assuming control by Harrowing June 29, 2011

out of control 

when something is so bananas (meaning cool) it isnt even funny.
Gil holding up a car magazine: Damn man have you seen those new rims?
Me: Ya man, those rims are out of control.

crowd control 

What riot police engage in when they deem a crowd to get too rowdy/angry/violent at a protest or demonstration. usually performed with the help of fire hoses, pepper spray, riot stick etc. sadly, real bullets have been known to perform quite well too (ex. tien-an-men square)
"Those protesters just threw a molotow at us. time to start some crowd control"
crowd control by KosiceSlovak March 12, 2008