retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

contracronymn

An acronymn that contains a contraction

Common contracronymns:
DW- Don't Worry
DH- Doesn't Hit

by Joseph Garbster January 30, 2007

coltrane

pimpness with red glasses , hte act of bien fly sexy fly fresh

chnapp that kid just showed some hardcore coltrane when he hooked up with that hot babe

by coltrane911 April 30, 2008

get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!

jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Constance

An old black lady. Only old black ladies have the name Constance. Don’t be fooled by people such as Constance Wu. She’s not real. Constance is most likely a heavy church goer who is a part of working in reformation with new teens. Nice lady, somewhat wrinkled face.

Person 1: Dude what’s the name of the reformation lady?
Person 2: Oh her name is Constance.

by Am3ricanSniper May 6, 2019

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010