Contanister

A type of container/canister combo that is used for the storage of small objects and doesn't actually exist.

How many times do we have to tell you, Darius? There is no such thing as a contanister!

by sushulk January 7, 2022

contestza

Beautiful and sexy person

Bro that girl is so hot and sexy like a contestza

by Dong destroyer April 7, 2022

conchested

stuffy and congested

i was very sick and conchested

by sugarmommy May 4, 2022

Catheist

A person who believes that there are no other gods in existence, apart from cats.

Dude1: what's your religion man?

Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats

Dude1: rad

by platonymous August 6, 2022

Contestation Bias

A bias where one automatically contests, challenges, or disputes any information that doesn't align with preexisting views. Contestation Bias doesn't just ignore opposing evidence; it actively fights it, demanding impossible standards, shifting goalposts, and finding reasons to reject. It's the bias of perpetual opposition—the mind that says "no" before hearing the question.

"Every study she cited, he contested. Methodology, sample size, funding source—always a reason to reject. Contestation Bias isn't skepticism; it's automatic opposition. Not "show me evidence," but "your evidence is never enough." The contest is the point; truth is secondary."

by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026

Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.

Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.

by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014