Confuckingvenient

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.

"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'

by kalindgr January 15, 2021

confuckled

a word that perfectly describes a smart (dumb) persons feelings when confused and possibly drunk or simply fucked. A word that mixes fucked and confused

i can’t read i’m too confuckled

*drunk person* god i’m confuckled

by brodychloe March 15, 2021

Confuckled

When the consequences of your confusion means your fucked. Confused + Fucked = Confuckled

"I don't understand this assignment. I am so confuckled!"

"Which coffee shop were we suppose to meet up at again? I'm confuckled"

by dizzyCarnival September 30, 2021

Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

confuciuon

A muddled-up state of mind regarding da teachings of a wise philosopher.

John Duns Scotus was a learned genius, but due to confuciuon among some of his followers, many folks thought he was an idiot, which is where da term "dunce cap" came from.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

confucked

when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Confucked

Beyond fucking confused.

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.

by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022