Confucktuous

To be in a confused state of mind but just can't find it in one's self to actually give a fuck so they continue on and whatever happens happens.

This one time during the summer the weather changed drastically three times in a 45 minute time span. The weather went from 80 to 65 to 98 on everything so I said to myself, "Lawton's weather is on some Confucktuous bullshit it can't decide if it's going to stay cool or hot as hell, it's just going to go with the flow if it's hot it's hot if its cold its cold Fuck it.

by Shayfromtheshady580 October 23, 2020

Confuckingvenient

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.

"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'

by kalindgr January 15, 2021

Confubeled

A Confused little man or woman who is a midget and is a jerk to everyone who is around him/her

You're a Confubeled man.

by anonymous May 12, 2021

Confucktion

When fucking a girl so hard she continuously hits her head on the headboard of the bed causing her to get a concussion

I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital because last night we fucked so hard I gave her a confucktion

by Simplebanana October 30, 2021

Confuckuated

The ability to be confused and not giving a fuck at the same time.

David was Confuckuated at the table while listening to his wife ramble on.

by iG00 March 13, 2022

canuckle

a fun Canada themed Wordle with Canadian-themed words

"hey man have you did the Canuckle yet?"
"No. I'm havin' trouble on it. I'm on my last guess"
"Its '"Lakes'"
"THX

by vagina in cock April 29, 2022

confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return

"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

by bigballsenjoyer999 May 5, 2022