Jew Candle

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

by sigmundfr3ud April 4, 2009

candle wicking

playing with one's nipple (with two fingers) till it becomes erect,

like putting out a candle with the fingers and the wick becomes hard. thats candle wicking.

by 13konayuki August 3, 2007

Candle Party

A group of people dropping hot wax on their nipples.

"When I said 'Candle Party', i didn't mean that's where the candle goes!"

by jcmp030594 February 12, 2012

sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.

hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!

by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009

Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Condescending

When you're moving down in an upper motion. Example: To jump in an elevator going down.

"Hey man watch me condescend in this elevator!"
"That's doesn't make any fucking sense. Where did you find that stupid definition of condescending? Are you retarded?

by Dodo Definitions April 20, 2017