coitus

Sexual intercourse, where the male inserts his penis in to the female's vagina. The majority of males are stimulated in to ejaculating liquid filled with millions of semen.

Barney: Yeah let's have sex.
Sesame Street chick: Sex?
Barney: Coitus. Or oral sex?
Sesame Street chick: Yes. mmmm... nom nom nom.
(_(_)!!!!!!D ---> O:

by SatanIsHere December 23, 2009

coitus

Another word for sexual intercourse. More frequently used with other animals than with humans.

Couples can have coitus.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

post coital friend request

The friend request sent right after having sex with someone for the first time.

After having sex with Ken at the party, Barbie sent him a post coital friend request to secure their friendship and perhaps more sex.

by Achtung Spitfire June 12, 2011

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

conth

The conth is a unit of time, used with calendars, which is approximately as long as some natural period related to the motion of the cunt. The traditional concept arose with the cycle of moon phases; such months (lunations) are synodic months and last approximately 29.53 days.

The weather in January was truly awful. It was a conth of a month.

by Dubliner December 31, 2007

couth up

/ko͞oTH uhp/
Verb: To become polite, or 'watch your mouth,' usually stated as a warning or demand.

(In the presence of a dignitary)
A: I gotta go take a piss.
B: Hey, couth up.

by FeO2 October 3, 2011