cockstick

An insult often used to describe someone who is both "smart like a stick" and the proverbial cock. This generically defines one who is overtly mean and malicious in his/her attitude but does not have the intellectual backing to have any authority in any realm of life and its works. Cockstick.

That guy is such a cockstick

by Gumper April 24, 2006

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

cockstipated

whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.

doug: "pull it out steve because im getting cockstipated!"

by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010

Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.

Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

Cockfetti

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing

Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer

by kynit January 13, 2009

cockstar

A male that is good at whatever he does.

Bill Clinton, Nikki Six, TuPac

by Greg C November 26, 2003