cockasaurus

A term used to describe your dick.

Hey Julie did you see Mike's cockasaurus-it's huge!

by slkstr72 May 19, 2008

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Cockasian

A white man that only fucks asian chicks

His last girlfriend was chinese..now he's with a Korean chick..he is SO Cockasian

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O March 11, 2015

cockass

Word produced when one attempts to call someone a "Cock smoker" and an "asshole" at the same time.

Shut the fuck up you......(obnoxious pause)....COCKASS!

by Szymaa June 17, 2004

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014

Cockasaurus

The hot and big cock of a Pokamoke Indian.

I wish I could suck his cockasaurus day and night.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

cocksmash

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

by tfd September 12, 2004