Urban Dictionary: Definitions by tfd

Ambacher

Mike Modica's father-in-law

Modica fucks ambacher's daughter.

Ambacher by TFD March 8, 2005

lace armstrong's twin brother, separated at birth

Ambacher and his brother lace like to cycle.

ambacher by TFD March 8, 2005

A disappointed or angry interjection, as if to compare your current situation into getting smashed hard in the scrotal region.

Doctor: I'm sorry Joe, but your leg has contracted gangrene. We're going to need to amputate.
Joe: Fuckin' cocksmash!!

cocksmash by tfd September 12, 2004