cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

cocker spaniel

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.

Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.

by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

Cockenbaum

To be anally sexed by the Honey Monster and Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Hahaha, youve been Cockenbaumed!

by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

cocavessis

incredibly attractive individuals who literally stop traffic when walking in public. they are greek gods noted for their looks, intelligence, social prowess, and cultural backgrounds. with hearts of gold, they make the lives of those around them exponentially more meaningful and exciting.

surfer #1: "dude, that guy's a total cocavessis!"
surfer #2: "gnarly. wouldn't you kill to have a rockin' last name like that?"
surfer #1: "dude bro. word."

by --p-- January 1, 2009

cocket

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy

with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket.. what if some otha nigga swoops in on mah shawty like dat

by iluvandy April 17, 2010

Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011