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Chuck Norris

A popular exclamation among the coolest of the cool, "chuck Norris!" is to be yelled when one is losing and argument, simply because Chuck Norris is never wrong!
Bob: "I know for a fact 1+1 is 2!"

Tom:"No way! Thats crazy!!"
Bob: "Look! Right here!! At this calculator!! Which so clearly proves that i'm right!"
Tom: "CHUCK NORRIS!!!!"
Bob:"Oh... well.. can't argue with that logic, you win this round, closet ninjas!!"
by Grandpa S. February 6, 2012
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Chuck Norris

A man who is as close to a god as possble.
Guy 1: Chuck Norris is god.
Guy 2: Yes. I look up to him.
by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006
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Chuck Norris

One drop of ball-sweat from Jimmy Page's nuts mixed with two drops of ball-sweat from Bruce Lee's nuts.
Chuck Norris is combined ball-sweat of two gods.
by the-truth-of-life January 9, 2011
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Chuck Norris

A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.
Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.
by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012
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Chuck Norris

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris
Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris
by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006
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Chuck Norris

1. A martial arts master.

2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.

3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.

4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.

5. See God.
One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.
by Ronnie the Raider November 12, 2008
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Chuck Norris

A man who owns no coffee pot because he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!
All you Chuck Norris haters have nothing better to do than blast him for what you say are failed attempts, lame, douchebag, or fake hollywood exaggerations of a normal man, but I can tell you that he OWNS his own tae-kwon-do and Karate dojos, and will kick your ass without as much a courtesy as a roundhouse kick to the face, but to your BALLS! Did you ever think that all that mid-2000 hype was just what they were? JOKES!! I honestly doubt that a single Chuck Norris Facts joke creator/inventor ever had a serious belief that the man was god himself or that the information was even possible (except for sneezing with his eyes open, that is very possible for many people, check out myth busters). All you haters hating on Norris and his fans are claiming him to be a failure...He still makes millions every year, he is in better shape than all of you, and has more houses than you will ever sleep in your entire life! Last time I checked, failures don't get what they want... Norris got almost everything. Beat that Bitches!
by roundhouse_kick_warning July 28, 2011
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