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Alcohol Civilization Theory

The underground future of DUI criminals. As their numbers grow their will be a new political and judical future where MADD members are burnt at the stake.
After his jail term, George had no choice but to test the Alcohol Civilization Theory and live on the streets, his home, his car and his job were all taken from him. Alcohlism is the only disease attempted to be curable by incarceration.
by Eojbob December 18, 2005
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civilian finger bang

When a stripper at the club pulls a female customer on stage and begins to stick her fingers in or around the customer's pussy. This is likely done with the customer's nipples hanging out.
P1: Oh shit, look at those two strippers going at it!
P2: Those aren't two strippers, that stripper pulled that woman on stage.
P1: No shit, she just popped that civilian's titties out, now she is fingering her!
P2: Ah fuck! It's a civilian finger bang!
by Wilderish December 31, 2009
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civilizing

the making of something civilized

to take something uncivilized n make it civilized.
this black village is savage so im civilizing it
by lilscorp July 28, 2011
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civilian

An everyday, unknown face. A civilian is the person infront of you who is obeying the speed limit. A civilian is the fellow at the pizza joint who is looking at you and your friends like you're in the middle of a cocaine deal. A civilian is a person at a party who nobody except like 2 people know, and they may or may not be cock blocking. You can love em or hate em, but you can never get rid of civilians.
I walked into the basketball game, and all the civilians on the bleachers were looking at me because I was in my dress blue uniform.
by The Sub February 15, 2005
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Civil Air Patrol

The organization that gets shoved with all the bitch work that the law shoves at the Air Force.

Originally made up of bat-fuck insane private pilots during WWII, who attacked U-Boats with Piper Cubs, CAP was made the Air Force Bitch Auxiliary, and banned from Combat in '47.

CAP now consists of:

1) Wannabee Cadets, who act tough and pretend to be "Rangers," but have never been deployed, and would cry to their mommies if they did.

2) Fat middle aged slobs who improperly wear the Air Force uniform, who get their kicks from yelling at 12 year olds.

3) Wannabee EMTs, who fail too hard to be real men and ride the ambulance.

4) Good Old Boy's club Pilots.

5) The occasional sane person, who doesn't talk about CAP much in the real world.

Even so, every CAP member needs to realize is that the only reason they get "missions" is because they are cheap. The Government always goes with the lowest bidder, and nothing is lower than people who will pay money to be able to do it.
Airman First Class: "Captain! The AFRCC called, they hear an ELT, and have an overdue IFR flight!"

Captain: "And they want us to interrupt OUR grill-out night! NEVER! Tell them to send the Civil Air Patrol out. Probably another drunk pilot."
by Dr Lolwut August 23, 2010
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chiving

to chill, to calm down, to stop wiggin'.
dude chive, I wasn't really going to steal a bite of your food.

Dude chive, there's no need to wig.

man we were chiving on the green.
by t sauce January 3, 2005
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Chivalry Legions

A known word in MMORPGS which is mostly used as sarcasm to describe a overwhelming massive amount of noobs

The word is also sometimes used to insult clans, which they mean you are a 1 iteming noob who can not accept defeat and willing to do what ever it takes to bring the win home, no matter what even if it means to make one self look like a no honor clan.
Wow, NI really has some competition with Chivalry Legions ! It is better off we stick to our own timezones this time, that way we only fight people who actually wear a full rune set.
by Chuck Hog October 7, 2006
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