vagina camper

When an individual who is intoxicated goes down to provide oral sex on a vagina, and passes out in a face full of pussay due to drunkeness.

That dude is such a vagina camper. He passed out before I could orgasm.

by Jessa Pee June 4, 2009

Facebook camper

Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.

Facebook camper: Hey. Guess what I just saw!
Facebook sniper: is offline

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

calperto

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018

Capperized

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.

I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.

by Head Gopher July 28, 2010

Casper Jacking

the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female.

Neal was Casper Jacking to the hot blonde on the MBTA the other day.

by joeswedding October 29, 2011

Casper Complex

When a chicken dates a lot of dudes but doesn't fuck any of them

Uncle Tom: Hey man, there's this new girl in class that has apparently dated the whole football team but hasn't fucked any of them.

Me: Shit, she's got a casper complex.

by Papa Edge December 21, 2016

camper noob

Camper noob is someone who plays call of duty and hides out in a room and when someone walks in, her shoots until death.

Ugh, your such a camper noob bro.

by Campernoob October 3, 2017